Thursday, 14 November 2013

Don't Die A Virgin!!!



I am sure you are wondering with angst, what this piece is all about. You are thinking, probably some loose blogger trying to propagate some evil gospel. Well guess again.

Different cultures have different ideas of heaven.
The taoists will say heaven is nature and in heaven there are flowers, trees and mountains.
The athiest will try to convince you that heaven is simply peace of mind.
The rastafarians will tell you heaven is a sealed room clogged with burning marijuana.
Most denominations honestly believe that in heaven there are beautiful virgins waiting to satisfy your cosmic desires.

I have no reservations about virgins occupying heaven, in fact I invite the idea, after all every good person deserves a break. My irk is the means by which certain people use to get to this heaven.

Picture this: Mr. Johnson and his 4 kids are on a plane on their way to disney land for a swell vacation. They left mummy behind because mummy had some work to do.
Unknown to Mr. Johnson and the kids, Mr. X is also a passenger on that plane but Mr. X has no intention of alighting the plane, actually Mr. X's destination is not even of this world. You see Mr. X has been mingling with the wrong company, in addition, he is sex starved and disturbed. Our depraved passenger believes bombing the plane will lead him to his paradise, where he will finally get laid. So he does so and Mr Johnson, his children together with several other human beings on the plane perish in the most morbid way possible. Logically it would be inferred a terrorist is going to heaven... at least, that's what they tell us.

It is only with human compassion and rational thinking that I plead to our women... PLEASE! Don't die a virgin, for there are a lot of terrorists waiting for you! or would you rather care and caress a killer who takes away innocent lives and robs a woman of her whole family? How does she deal? Where does she start?

No one is judging, no one is casting aspersions. All I am saying is evil cannot lead to good. Evil will only beget evil.
Enough said.

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